I love football. I’m a die hard Philadelphia Eagles fan and have been for over 20 years. I watch every game, bitch about every call (even those that go for my team), and shout “fire him!” every time something doesn’t go the Eagles way. The Washington Commanders AKA The Washington Football Team AKA The Washington Redskins, are one of the Eagle’s biggest rivals. Maybe not the biggest, fuck the Cowboys, but big enough.

So, I do tend to get some Washington related football stories in my news feed. This time, it came with a big dose of Trump. Now, I’m not a fan of Trump. I didn’t vote for him, and would be quite happy if he went the fuck away. So, you’d think I would be outraged over his call to have the Commanders change their name back to The Redskins.

But, I’m not outraged. At least not about that. First off, I don’t care what they call themselves. I just hope they lose all their games. Except those against the Cowboys. Fuck the Cowboys. But goodness, are there people online who are now out of their panties about this whole thing. The number of people I’ve seen blog, tweet, toot, and all sorts of stuff about this is insane. “Racist!” seems to be the number one thing that people are shouting.

Well, shocker that the big orange baboon is a racist, first of all. Second of all, shut up. The people who are the most outraged by this are the same people who were outraged before the Commies changed their name. White people. I’m not saying there weren’t Native Americans who weren’t offended. There were many. But the loudest voices came from those with skin whiter than mine, and I be the biggest cracker to ever live.

What I don’t get is that there are a large number of Native Americans who want the name changed back too. (You can find other stories about the family of the mascot online who also want the name back). The outrage machine didn’t have much to say about these stories that have floated about for the last few years. At least not until the fake hair president weighed in. Then they had something to be outraged about again. YAY! They hadn’t been outraged about something for 5 whole minutes.

I’ve seen dozens of bloggers who usually talk about anything but sports and politics up in arms about Trump demanding the name change. (No, I’m not linking to them, they do not deserve it).

My biggest problem with all this is two fold. First, Mr. Asshole President, could you please focus on something that actually matters? Shit is still expensive. Go fix that. Second, the rest of the fools responding to this need to go away. Or better yet, write about something that actually matters. This is so dumb. I hate the fake outrage. These people don’t care what the Commies call themselves. They only care that they get something new about Trumpy to get angry about. Something new to draw in some clicks. And again, the vast majority of these fools are whiter than snow, and have probably never met a Native American outside a casino.

The Trumpster Fire does so much to actually be outraged about, yet this is the thing that sets the bloggers afire? Of all the things? This? REALLY? For Fuck’s Sake. We are fucking screwed as a country, folks. When we care more about the name of a mediocre football team (yeah, I said it) than we do about all the people starving or being shitcanned out of the country by discount Mussolini? Yeah, this is why we can’t have nice things. We don’t care enough about the shit that matters.

If you didn’t know from the tone of this blog post, I don’t like Donald Trump. I also kind of hate all the ineffectual morons on the left. I’m the man in the middle looking at both sides wondering what the fuck is happening to my country? Can we please get someone, anyone really, who isn’t so far left, so far right, or so far dumb as shit, to save us? Please? No? Dammit.

That’s it for me. If you have opinions about that, leave them in the comments. But I warn you, if you are an asshole I’ll delete your comment.

Oh, and Fuck the Cowboys.